The Ridiculous Adventures of Uccle and Onion I

En garde, you minions of Uccle Onion!

It has come to my attention, due to a ridiculous amount of letters, emails, phone calls, text messages, little bird songs, dreams, reflections, unwanted thoughts, propaganda, facebook groups, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, that members of UCL union (onion), upset with the fact that they can no longer wear camouflage at Fresher's Fayre and that UCL (Uccle) may suddenly have to be buddy-buddy with Palestine (slightly, maybe), have decided that the AGM at which these barbaric proposals were passed was certainly undemocratic. Of course, they were the prime example of civilised behaviour and treated the Chair and those who held those motions in utter respect. Of course- they're the civilising group at our respectful organisation.

In fact, they are so civilised that they would never let these barbaric propagators of such foolishly considerate proposals live amongst their good breed- so they used the opportunity to ethnically cleanse themselves of Sam Godwin- why need a reason when the majority of the student population supports a false idea anyway?

Thus, in this fantastic episode of Uccle and Onion we have learnt:
(i)you can never mess with the Onion- it is the Right(-winged) civilising pure authority.
(ii)that nobody ever gets a fair share of onion (but then, do you really want to?).
(iii)Uccle will always be run by an onion whose individuals care more about if they're following the right fashion (and other self-obsessive concrens) than for the welfare and concern of other people (they're barbaric- do they even count? Pfft!)

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Edit [17/03/2008]- I know you're reading this because someone found it on Google blog search. If you so suddenly curious about a rather rubbish piece of writing why not dare to leave a comment? It's not like this is anything new or exciting.